Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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