Porn is love you can see.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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