man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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