I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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