just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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