Say something about gay babies.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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