Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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