i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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