I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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