Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
