why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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