Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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