I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You made out with two different species that night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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