I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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