You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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