How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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