she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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