Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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