Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
