i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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