Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
