let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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