shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Terrible idea I love it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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