Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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