He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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