We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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