Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
