google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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