he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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