they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He felt like a one man threesome
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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