So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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