very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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