NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Green mimosas i think yes
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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