just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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