Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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