and i looked up. we had an audience...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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