I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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