fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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