I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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