Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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