Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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