Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
