I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
