Buhtt sex?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
