I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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