You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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