Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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