Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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