They should really pass out barf bags in church
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
