dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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