My brain says no but my pants say off.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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